Puff Daddy Blew Up Kid Cudi’s Car
Earlier this week, Puff Daddy, aka P. Diddy, aka Diddy, aka Sean Love Combs, added yet another title to his long list of epithets — alleged rapist!
Published 1 year ago in Wow
Earlier this week, Puff Daddy, aka P. Diddy, aka Diddy, aka Sean Love Combs, added yet another title to his long list of epithets — alleged rapist!
Earlier this week, Puff Daddy, aka P. Diddy, aka Diddy, aka Sean Love Combs, added yet another title to his long list of epithets — alleged rapist!
According to the New York Times, Diddy was accused by his long-time romantic partner, Cassie, of a variety of crimes. “[Cassie] says that not long after she met him in 2005, when she was 19, he began a pattern of control and abuse that included plying her with drugs, beating her and forcing her to have sex with a succession of male prostitutes while he filmed the encounters,” the article reads. “In 2018, the suit says, near the end of their relationship, Mr. Combs forced his way into her home and raped her.”
Diddy, of course, has denied these allegations. But digging deeper into the lawsuit, a pattern of behavior emerges that exists on a fine line between funny and absolutely terrifying. Case in point, it really seems like Diddy blew up Kid Cudi’s car.
He really meant that shit when he dressed like the joker omg this nigga is insane https://t.co/Gl7FDt4yh9pic.twitter.com/9pmNrcsKWs
— brown areolas enthusiast (@elonluvrboy) November 17, 2023
Here’s what happened: Per Cassie, in early 2014, she was dating Kid Cudi. Diddy did not like this fact and allegedly told people that he was going to blow up Kid Cudi’s car in response. Soon after, “Kid Cudi’s car exploded in his driveway.”
“Through a spokeswoman, Kid Cudi confirmed Ms. Ventura’s account that he had a car that exploded. ‘This is all true,’ he said,” reads the Times piece.
nah i believe that he killed tupac now, this is mobster stuff man https://t.co/eXkhgfceyF
— ellis (@sum1saiditinnit) November 16, 2023
We’ll have to wait until the suit goes a little further before seeing what defense, if any, Diddy has for his actions — or, as often happens in cases like these, if any other people come forward with similar allegations. Maybe we’ll find out what really went down on the set of I Want to Work for Diddy, the show that made it seem like working for Diddy was like entering the Vietnam War. I guess we’re now finding out that’s not too far from the truth.
'Diva Down': Gay Twitter Has Found a Hero in George Santos
George Santos: Disgraced Congressman, notable OnlyFans patron, and certified Diva?
Published 1 year ago in Funny
George Santos: Disgraced Congressman, notable OnlyFans patron, and certified Diva?
George Santos: Disgraced Congressman, notable OnlyFans patron, and certified Diva?
From the moment the lawmaker stepped foot outside of a Manhattan courtroom last spring to snap a photo only rivaled in cuntiness by the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears circa 2007, Santos has managed to achieve what few Republicans have — serving (no pun intended) as gay Twitter’s latest darling.
George Santos indicted on charges of serving cunt pic.twitter.com/pQXrqlMPCN
— Caddington Bear (@CaddingtonBear) May 11, 2023
Santos, with his alleged drag persona, growing list of fibs, and new revelations surrounding his purported penchant for Botox, trips to Sephora and Hermes goods — luxuries he indulged in using campaign funds, per The House Committee on Ethics report, released on Thursday — the Senator’s latest indiscretions have cemented him as one of queer social media’s several post-ironic icons.
“Diva down,” wrote @luxurytrash_as news of the report spread on Twitter, one of several users to utter the two-word refrain amid news of Santos’ alleged wrongdoing.
Meanwhile, @SpencerAlthouse couldn’t help but herald the allegations’ absurdity.
“George Santos using $25,000 in campaign funds to pay for random OnlyFans accounts and buy an Hermes bag for himself is unfortunately extremely iconic,” they captioned an edited screengrab from 2004’s A Cinderella Story.
George Santos using $25,000 in campaign funds to pay for random OnlyFans accounts and buy an Hermes bag for himself is unfortunately extremely iconic https://t.co/xoNgLEmOSA pic.twitter.com/dDeMhvqhOJ
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) November 16, 2023
Joining the ranks of fellow Twitter anti-heroes including Azealia Banks, whose ongoing anti-trans and anti-gay rhetoric have — controversially – been outshined by her hot takes, convicted stars of various Real Housewives franchises, and even Gypsy Rose Blanchard, who pled guilty to second-degree murder in connection with her mother, Clauddine “Dee Dee” Blanchard’s 2015 death, the exact traits that landed Santos in legal trouble are what make him oh so salacious.
The Marie Antoinette, yet somehow, still praxis-adjacent absurdity of his purchases. His signature Twitter sass. His definitively delusional outlook on life. Santos’ je ne sais quoi — one best described as the most annoying girl you know manifesting a raging case of ‘lucky girl syndrome’ — has landed him a faction of unexpected supporters, a horde of largely-leftist queer people fascinated with his flippant, and on some level, oddly relatable, decisions.
i dont dress for women, i dont dress for men, lately i’ve been dressing for revenge pic.twitter.com/nIGNEFHc1A
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) November 16, 2023
“Sorry but if you spend the Koch brothers’ money on onlyfans subscriptions I think they should put you on Mount Rushmore,” @MNateShyamalan wrote alongside an excerpt from the report.
sorry but if you spend the koch brothers’ money on onlyfans subscriptions i think they should put you on mount rushmore https://t.co/dnR7sHUbt5
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) November 17, 2023
“They both served one term in Congress in their 30s before deciding not to seek re-election,” @ElectionLegal captioned side-by-side photos juxtaposing Santos with President Abraham Lincoln.
“I can’t stay silent. we can’t stay silent,” penned @anxiousdeluxe. “He’s being persecuted for Crimes of Divahood ... if they’re coming for him they’re coming for all of us.”
Though it’s unclear whether Santos’ legal woes will lead to a domino effect precluded with “first they came for the divas,” one thing is certain — someone better do Kitara Ravache as their Snatch Game character, stat.
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